THE GORES PRAYER

Al Gore, who art in thy fully offset private jet;

Nobel-prized be thy name;

Thy carbon-free kingdom come; on planet Gaia as it should be after Copenhagen;

Give us this day our daily meat-free diet; and forgive us our emissions,

Though we don’t forgive any other big fat Americans who emit against us;

Lead us not into exotic holiday flights; and deliver us from climate denial;

For the science is settled. Amen.

Dominic Lawson