Pauline seems like such a nice, patriotic, well-meaning person. There couldn't be a puppet master type figure behind her could there??

The Mastermind

by Peter Hicks and Geoff Francis

In megalomaniac tradition, I am tortured with ambition,
What I crave from my position is money, power and fame.
Then, oh what cause for celebration, Pauline started her One Nation,
Through others' grief and devastation now my life's forever changed.

I am such a clever feller, Pauline does just what I tell her,
There's not one thing that I can't sell her, 'cos genius is my name.
All those hopeless half wit losers, redneck fools and fourex boozers,
In their minds they think they choose her 'cos they don't know my game.

Blame it on the Blacks, the Asians and the Jews,
It's all the fault of anyone who doesn't look like you,
With fear and detestation, we'll tear apart this nation,
But David is our Fuhrer now, and he will lead us through.

My choice of scapegoats is not senseless, all my targets are defenceless,
Some might find me quite offensive, but the last word's always mine.
'Cos for every dollar spent there, I'm assured a ten per cent share,
I've even got Pauline's assent there, oh it ought to be a crime!

Blame it on ….

So if you feel you've been neglected, forgotten, knocked back and rejected,
Disillusioned, disaffected, and that life's left you behind,
Don't seek to look for what's behind it, you don't have the brains to find it,
Just trust me and I'll divine it, because I'm the mastermind.

Blame it on ….