With profound apologies to dinosaurs and dinosaur lovers everywhere....

The Brain of a Dinosaur

by Peter Hicks and Geoff Francis

When God made Australia, 200 years ago,  (cough, cough)
He said, "This is the finest place on Earth, I'm going to make it so,
"I'll bless this lucky country with every kind of wealth,
But only for the white man, 'cos I'm a white myself."

"I don't mind South Africans as long as they are white,
"And Italians I can tolerate if they stay home at night,
"But as for those Aboriginals, well, I tell you it's a fact,
"Wherever it is they came from, we ought to send them back."

Take the brain of a dinosaur and cut it into ten.
Then find the very smallest part and chop it up again,
Add a pint of poison and a prejudice or two,
Then you'll have your own Pauline Hanson, and she'll stand up for you.

"There's three hundred million in Malaysia and that gives me cause for fear,
"'Cos every single one of them is planning to come here,
"With five billion Indonesians and a trillion Chinese,
"Soon there won't be any of them living overseas."

"There was a time that you could spot them by their colour or their eyes,
"But now we're swamped they're everywhere, they're masters of disguies,
"I'll tell you how to spot them, it's quite an easy thing,
"Instead of fish and chips, they're eating curries or dim-sims."

Take the brain of a dinosaur...

"Gays and lesbians are bad, but single mums are worse,
"Because...because...because...because...because they are a curse.
"Let's build a great big boat for them and send them out to sea,
"Then we'll populate Australia with people more like me."

No gays, no blacks, no Asians, no Catholics, no Jews,
No difference, no diversity, a bigot's dream come true.
A brave new fearless nation, where everyone's the same,
And when things don't get better you'll have no-one left to blame.

Take the brain of a dinosaur...