Don't you love national anthems, with all their infantile nationalism and puerile flag-waving? No? Then you might take to this rework of the Australian national anthem by Grace Eliot.

Alternative Australia Fair

by Grace Eliot


Australians all let us rejoice
We're young and old and free.
We're every race, we're gay and straight,
A proud diversity.
We've different abilities,
But each has much to share,
In rainbow voice, let us rejoice,
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Australians all let us rejoice for civil liberties,
Beneath the weight of all the hate
Our hearts hold hopes to be,
A tapestry of varied threads,
A treasure great and rare.
Let justice be your lasting trust,
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Australia be a beacon for
The ones who flee the dark.
Let selfish doubt not weaken us,
Make each of us a spark
That keeps the flame of freedom lit
Eternal in your care,
A welcome shore, an open door,
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